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Bikers Prevent Suicide

A tough looking group of bikers were out riding last Saturday. They saw a beautiful woman was about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped and parked their bikes.

Their leader, a muscular man, got off his bike and shouted: “What are you doing?”

“I’m going to commit suicide,” she said.

While he didn’t want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked her, “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”

So she did it, and it was a long, deep, lingering, spine-tingling kiss.

After she finished, the biker leader said, “Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous with that. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl…”

The authorities think she may have been pushed and charged the biker leadear for murdering.